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THE OLD LADY |
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An old lady from Kent |
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was late with her rent |
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So she gave up her house |
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and lived in a tent |
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The tent blew away |
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One terrible day |
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And all the old lady |
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Could do was to pray |
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She fell on her knees |
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And prayed to the trees |
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But no-one would listen |
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Not even the bees |
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I know this you see |
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And sorry I be |
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For truly to tell |
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The old lady was me |
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CHANGES |
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Up is up and down is down |
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Least that�s what they tell me. |
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If I were left to have my say |
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The other way they�d be. |
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If down was up and up was down |
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And round was roundabout, |
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And inside out was inside in |
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And quietly we did shout. |
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If night was day and day was night |
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And water wasn�t wet |
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And fire was cold and ice was hot |
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And jelly didn�t set. |
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If black was white and blue was green |
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And back was face to face, |
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Wouldn�t there be fun and games |
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In such a lovely place. |
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Two little monkeys |
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Sitting on a wall |
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Waiting for a tiger |
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Who told them he would call. |
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Two little monkeys |
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Waiting there all day |
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No tiger came a calling |
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Along the monkey�s way. |
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Two little monkeys |
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Patient as could be |
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Waited while the tiger |
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Went off to have his tea. |
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That�s all for now |
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folks !!!! |
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THE MONKEYS |